Wait a minute... what?? What am I doing back here??? More importantly, why are YOU still here waiting for me to update this page? It's only been, what, 6 years? Yeah, I have no excuse. Anyway, I'm (barely) alive. Things are good, just working harder than I ever have in my life, which would explain the lack of no new website that should have been done like 8 years ago. Believe it or not, the beta is still in progress. I'm just hoping to get all these other major (highly paid) projects off my back before I return to the personal realm. I'm not making any promises anymore, because seriously what's the point? I won't keep it. It'll be done when it's done. But arising after 6 years of supposed abandonment, that's gotta count for something, right? Right???